Limericks

There once was a mouse from Kung Fu. Who thought of something it flew through. It looked in a book And shivered and shook. The curious mouse slept askew. There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed of eating his shoe, He awoke with a fright, In the middle of the night, And found out that his dream had come true.

There once was a guy named John, Who owned a 50 dollar bond, He felt so lucky, He bought a big rubber ducky, And now his money is all gone.